If you woke up beside the above Escapist's avatar....

[AgDr_ODST]

the red x again 2 fails in a row. *grey fox stumbles into me* hello darlin are you allright

 

[SpaceSpork]

My x is a dick, and my box is my body.

 

[Sevre]

I see....x+box=y?

 

[Discord]

*Strums random guitar*

Hola Senior. Aunque parezca usted lo hizo a mi cama debo pedir que usted se vaya.

 

[Timberwolf0924]

animal lovin!

 

[Discord]

Well... Well... Well... Back for more huh?

I understand, every time I wag my tail I seem to always attract someone.

 

[Irridium]

So furry...

 

[SpaceSpork]

I will lick you crotch, MC Hammer McNinja.

 

[SpaceSpork]

Ohoho!

 

[AgDr_ODST]

I'll get a restraining order because Im frightened

 

[Smagmuck_]

Hooray! You're back!

 

[SpaceSpork]

Hai, Smag.
Wait, are you a stripper too?!?

 

[Code Monkey]

AH!...You looked better while I was drunk.

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

Hello, there.

 

[SeanTheSheep]

Ok, let's see...
Purple hair, hair defying the laws of physics, angry look.
Well, it adds up to me either:
Going to a goth club.
Or I slept with some anime character.

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

Aren't you too small to have lived?

 

[King Kupofried]

This would be weird if you weren't an Anime character.

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

Indeed it would be.