If you woke up beside the above Escapist's avatar....

[Lambi]

I wasn't expecting you.
I was expecting Greyfox...

 

[Sleekgiant]

what you smokin' there

 

[Irridium]

Goddamnit not again...

 

[AgDr_ODST]

mr. ninja what did you do with my shadow man?

 

[Sevre]

I can make you Chinese with my new Google Translate add-on. Yay.

 

[AgDr_ODST]

I'd prefer to stay Israeli if you don't mind

 

[Sleekgiant]

Don't worry I'm here

 

[AgDr_ODST]

*sighs in relief and hugs Sleek*

 

[WafflesandBacon]

YAAY A REAL WOMAN!!

 

[SnakeF]

Am I high, or is your head actually that big?

 

[oppp7]

...Well time to kill myself...

 

[silver wolf009]

Ill save you the trouble

 

[SnakeF]

Wait, What! How?

 

[CounterAttack]

Good God, what was I drinking?!

 

[AgDr_ODST]

ewwwww old dude, get away

 

[Fraught]

Mmmmm, young dudette, get here. *winks*

 

[silver wolf009]

Hmmmmmm? i wonder how far the species could grow if we could use the force... lets find out shall we.

 

[Mcupobob]

AH alien, better check my chest cavity.

 

[Discord]

I would think I was in Wal-Mart hell..... for sex perverts.

 

[Sleekgiant]

So is everything blue on you