If you woke up beside the above Escapist's avatar....

[Sleekgiant]

I need to alert the asylum game some posters got loose

 

[Code Monkey]

That is just disgust- I didn't say stop.

 

[Insanum]

SHIT I FORGOT THE FILM!

*runs out to get film*

 

[Sleekgiant]

Bring more coffee

 

[Neonbob]

Position a bar underneath your gravity-driven hips.
That should make ye halt your teabagging.

 

[Sleekgiant]

I'm not tea baggin, I'm just doing squats(over someones face)

 

[Neonbob]

I'd move to the other side of the bed and go back to sleep.

 

[Kud]

SHI-

*gets blown up in explosion*

 

[Neonbob]

I'd be a bit upset that I was woken up by a temper tantrum.
But I might get over it.
Oh, and I'd have to run like fuck, since it looks like a minor...

 

[Kud]

She isn't having a temper tantrum, she is just trying (and failing) to play video games.

 

[Timotei]

I'd be wondering when I become a lesbian pedophile.

 

[CounterAttack]

I'd wonder why she doesn't get a haircut.

 

[Dark Knifer]

If your in here, you may as well take your hood off...

 

[Neonbob]

I'd be quite confused how the fuck that happened.

 

[Dark Knifer]

I'd wanna know how an ocean full of whales and a nuke got in my bed.

 

[Sleekgiant]

Well I must be a whore

 

[Timotei]

I'd wonder why I was with a whore.

 

[Neonbob]

I'd likely be very cold, and wake up next to a roll of blankets.

 

[Timotei]

I'd sell all the whale carcasses to the Japanese.

FUCK YOU WHARE!

 

[CounterAttack]

Hey, relax. Chill out.