If you woke up beside the above Escapist's avatar....

[I Stomp on Kittens]

Were his he? I can't find him. Oh it's because he's a NINJA!

 

[Sleekgiant]

DDAAWW*boom*

 

[I Stomp on Kittens]

My bed is in the street? Buuuwuuh!!???!

 

[Sleekgiant]

You were like a predator missile last night

 

[I Stomp on Kittens]

Oh and you were like a bear break dancing in the streets last night.

 

[ottenni]

Wait? Didn't i see you explode once?

 

[Lambi]

Continue your rocking, but get those dirty boots off my bed!
And she's 18.
Because I know you're going to ask.

 

[CounterAttack]

Hey, baby. I haven't seen you in my bed in a while.

 

[Sleekgiant]

Leave assassin

 

[ShockValue]

Damn!

 

[CounterAttack]

@Sleek: Well, excuuuuse me if I want some quality time with my girl! *kicks the bear out*

 

[Lambi]

Yes, some quality alone time would be nice. *Snuggles*

 

[BloodyThoughts]

...did I just turn into a pedophile?

 

[Sleekgiant]

@Bloodythoughts She's 18

 

[BloodyThoughts]

@Sleekgiant

Ooooh, then I don't watch anime much.

Am I going to have to dance?

 

[CounterAttack]

No, she's 18. And she's with me, so back off.
*hugs lambi*

 

[Sleekgiant]

*hits Counter with boombox* Now I shall dance!!

 

[BloodyThoughts]

*shoots with a shot gun* Time to make a rug off of ya!

 

[Sleekgiant]

You can't stop the music

 

[Sassafrass]

I'll 'dance' with you.