If you woke up beside the above Escapist's avatar....

[Kuchinawa212]

*gets up and dances with him, ignoring my room turned into a stretch of road with a car in it*

 

[Sleekgiant]

I'm still trying to figure out what you are

 

[ShockValue]

Not another bear!

 

[Sassafrass]

Damn, he's got some sweet moves in the bedroom.

 

[Sleekgiant]

Oh your making me blush

 

[slowpoke999]

I didn't think I'd be waking up to a bear, at least you're not the other type of bear

 

[Sassafrass]

Well, you're making me blue in the face...

[sup]...Dodgy.[/sup]

 

[Sleekgiant]

You've made me blue elsewhere
I'm ashamed*cries*

 

[Sassafrass]

You made me red from all that spanking...

 

[Sleekgiant]

Stop I can't take the constant punching

 

[ottenni]

You've made me scarred from all the imagery.

 

[Sleekgiant]

I'll show you some images*wink*

 

[[Kira Must Die]]

I just got served...by a furry bear!

 

[Sassafrass]

I'll show you a lot more then that. *Opens long overcoat* Yeah...do you want some fake Rolexs?

 

[ottenni]

Ow ow ow, roses all over me.

 

[Sleekgiant]

Sass is mine, and Lambi's, and Vaude's, not you

 

[Sassafrass]

Damn right you are! *Snuggles deeply*

 

[Kud]

*looks over and see's Sass snuggling Sleek*

OH GOD!

*runs to the door and tries to open it, but its locked*

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

*Kills self*

 

[Erana]

Kitty!
*pets the kitty*

(Needless to say, I'm shooting myself in the foot here, aren't I?)

 

[Dark Knifer]

How did you escape the virtual world? And why you? Couldn't it be someone more... 3D?