If you woke up beside the above Escapist's avatar....

[Sir Strange Of The House Lycan]

HOLY SHIT!
*Runs like hell and jumps out of window*
Weird demon thing!

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Eh, I'll be fine. *Staggers to feet and collapses*

 

[Baby Eater]

Well hello there;D~

couldn't resist XD!

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Evening~

 

[Baby Eater]

Honestly I'm just surprised you're in a bed at all.

 

[Antitonic]

...My GOD you're creepy looking...

 

[AgDr_ODST]

Im gonna eat you *looks at the poster above Antitonic* and you toast man Im gonna hump your face then Im having you for a snack

 

[Baby Eater]

.....and that's how you make french toast!

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

You're cute enough to eat!

 

[Baby Eater]

(I could flip that into a WAAAYYY more perverse statement but I'm above that *manly pose*)

G'morning! I made waffles and toast!

 

[Sir Strange Of The House Lycan]

*Eats happily*

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Oh, so you're here for breakfast in bed?

 

[Sir Strange Of The House Lycan]

Apparently so.

 

[I Stomp on Kittens]

Ahhh, don't shoot!

 

[Sir Strange Of The House Lycan]

Mind...Breaking...
*Falls on floor clutching head*

 

[Kuchinawa212]

Whoa man! Put the gun down! I don't wanna hurt ya

 

[Sir Strange Of The House Lycan]

Someone got me a hamster!

 

[Banana Phone Man]

Where the hell did you hide that gun?