If you woke up beside the above Escapist's avatar....

[Lambi]

O_O

 

[Sevre]

Don't be so shocked Lambi, here have a cookie.

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

...Why do you always bring desserts to bed?

 

[Sassafrass]

Perhaps he's experimenting with food in the bedroom?

 

[Lambi]

Perhaps he is. But I'm going to snuggle up to you and Vaude.
*Snuggles up to Sas and Vaude*

 

[Sevre]

Oh god it's Furburt!!!

 

[Sassafrass]

And that's fine with us. Well, it is with me.

 

[Lambi]

Oh you sweet talker, you.

 

[Smagmuck_]

Stop punching me!
*Lets off a burst from SAW*

 

[Smagmuck_]

Stop staring at my w@ng!

 

[Lambi]

Don't bring your gun to bed!

 

[Smagmuck_]

Which one?

 

[Kuchinawa212]

*steals guns and walks off*

Teeheehee

 

[Smagmuck_]

Oi! Give that back!
*Takes back SAW*

 

[Sevre]

/me force palms just to freak Smag out.

 

[Smagmuck_]

Nooooooooooooooooooo!

 

[Smagmuck_]

You, demon person!
*Throws holy water*

 

[Lambi]

She's a Little Sister from Bioshock.

And I told you, no guns in bed!