If you woke up beside the above Escapist's avatar....

[Sassafrass]

Say...got anything to perk me up a bit? *Blinks a few times* Ah, you're in focus now.

 

[Katherine Kerensky]

*pours boiling coffee over Sassafrass*
How about that? perked up?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

The hell Fox? *tries to cover most of Sas*

 

[Sassafrass]

@Greyfox: Yes, it did, thank you.
@Vee: Thanks but not needed. I'm immune to boiling liquids. ...Now, to treat your burns.
@PR: *Mind snaps*

 

[Katherine Kerensky]

Oh... but it hurt you? D:
*Pours freezing water with added ice-cubes over Sassafrass*
That may help!

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

...That helped my scolds, thanks.

 

[Sassafrass]

Want me to rub some lotion on your back?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Funny, the scolds are on my hands...but I don't object.

 

[Katherine Kerensky]

Well... I can always put some scolds on your back...
... but it would be pointless.
*Wraps VaudevillianVeteran's hands in bandages*

 

[Sassafrass]

Indeed it would be. And nasty.
*Rubs some lotion into Vee's back*

 

[BloodyThoughts]

...I feel uncomfortable now.

If I am going to feel weird I at least want some lotion on my back!

 

[Katherine Kerensky]

We're gonna need a bucket and mop... it appears last night was so bad they committed suicide...

 

[BloodyThoughts]

But one came back to life using super power and all his blood cleared off of everything.

The other one laughed to death.

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

...Brutal. *turns over*

 

[Sassafrass]

Would you like me to put some lotion on your back, Vee?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

*Giggles* You just put some on, Sas...but if you insist~

 

[Sassafrass]

But I always insist. *Rubs lotion onto Vee's back*

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

*Relaxes and blushes a little* Heh, thank you Sas.

 

[Sassafrass]

Always willing to help you relax, Vee.