If you woke up beside the above Escapist's avatar....

[Zeromaeus]

...
I...
Cast Fire!!!

 

[TheNumber1Zero]

Nice hat man *Steals hat*

 

[AgDr_ODST]

@Tirunus: die stalker!!! *shoots him with an ak47*

 

[TheNumber1Zero]

Nice gun *Steals gun and leaves hat behind as trade*

 

[AgDr_ODST]

"not that I've got much of a choice, but its yours if you promise to use it to kill Tirunus" *examines hatted head in the mirror*

 

[TheNumber1Zero]

AND I'M THE LORD OF THE DANCE!

*Transforms into Micheal Flatley*

 

[AgDr_ODST]

*exercises myself into a frenzy*

AND I'M THE SEXY PERSONAL TRAINER!

*Transforms into a sexier version of my avy with an oxygen tank on my back and an oxygen mask on my face, before using super strong arms to toss Tirunus through her penthouses 4 inch thick plate glass windows*

 

[TheNumber1Zero]

What smells like Mustard and Movie Reference?

 

[Sleekgiant]

Why are you so poorly animated

 

[AgDr_ODST]

Donkay!!!!
*seeks Sleeks sad face and frowns*
someone needs a sexy hug *puts his face between my avatars breasts*

 

[Sleekgiant]

Oh AgDR you can always make my day...*pounces*

 

[TheNumber1Zero]

It's called a Watercolor simulation!

 

[Smagmuck_]

Get out!

 

[TheNumber1Zero]

Get Funky!

 

[Kuchinawa212]

Heya Number1zero! How you doing today?

 

[TheNumber1Zero]

Wassup Kuchi... Kunichi.. Colby Jack... Kuchiniwa212! What's up man?

 

[Discord]

I'm at a lost of words...two of you? i'm confused.

 

[TheNumber1Zero]

Well I am great enough where I can break the rules without even trying, so it's only natural.