If you woke up beside the above Escapist's avatar....

[ShockValue]

You shouldn't be sad when you have such a large gun.

 

[Smagmuck_]

You beat me!

 

[ShockValue]

I didn't hit you too hard!

 

[TheNumber1Zero]

*Attacks with Bat*
...
I'm sorry, hug?
(>^^)>

 

[Anarchemitis]

This statement will not be read eight minutes from now forthwith.

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Um. Well, thank you for last night, I'll just be...*Leaves*

 

[brtshstel]

Hello sweetheart. It's good to see you again. It's been too long, dear. ::kisses her forehead::

 

[Sassafrass]

Good mornin', sexy. *Kisses*
[sup]Ninja'd but yet still goes.[/sup]

 

[Sleekgiant]

*smacks brtchtel*
Now time for you
*pounces on Ms. Vaude*
*also pounces Sass*

 

[Sassafrass]

*Double pounces Vee and Sleek* *Snuggles both*

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

*Snuggles between Sas and Sleek*

 

[Sassafrass]

*Snuggles Vee and Sleek some more*

 

[Sleekgiant]

I just realized someone could write a bad fanfic from this thread oh well
*snuggles*

 

[Vrex360]

Another person with an 'e' in his name.
I think this could be the start of something great.

 

[Sir Strange Of The House Lycan]

*Wakes*
What the hell are you?!
*Leaps out of the window*

 

[Uncreative]

*Blink*
Dang, I need to get drunk more often...

 

[Sassafrass]

...I'll just grab my pants and leave now.

 

[BloodyThoughts]

Ah! you threw a table at me!
Well I was going to die any ways!

 

[Toriver]

Oh my God, he's been shot... did I just fall asleep in an elevator? No? Why does death just seem to follow me!?!?!?