If you woke up beside the above Escapist's avatar....

Roxas1359 · Feb 28, 2010

Yum, my breakfast makes me feel rich.

I Stomp on Kittens · Feb 28, 2010

Wtf?! What is going on!

Roxas1359 · Feb 28, 2010

Just because you don't know what's going on doesn't mean that you need to fire all those missiles at me!

I Stomp on Kittens · Feb 28, 2010

Aye, those be flares. I'm not trying to hurt you don't worry.

Baby Eater · Feb 28, 2010

Turn the lights off!

Roxas1359 · Feb 28, 2010

I can be your alarm clock. Please, I have nowhere else to go.

Sir Strange Of The House Lycan · Feb 28, 2010

*walks back through door holding large plate of Waffles*
*Sits down on bed and starts to eat*

Roxas1359 · Feb 28, 2010

I don't like you pointing a gun in my direction, please move it.

Smagmuck_ · Feb 28, 2010

Mind, ow.

Roxas1359 · Feb 28, 2010

Oh, you brought me some breakfast. You can leave now.

Asturiel · Feb 28, 2010

...Your right beside me yet I cannot make out who or what the hell you are...

Roxas1359 · Feb 28, 2010

I hope not, and it's not nice to stare at people!

BloodyThoughts · Feb 28, 2010

OMG! Oh my god, dude the bed exploded!

Roxas1359 · Feb 28, 2010

So you kill yourself! It is just a bed!

BloodyThoughts · Feb 28, 2010

It exploded! It's what I do when Im scared!

Roxas1359 · Feb 28, 2010

Not kill yourself. I just got this house and I don't want to go to jail for assisted suicide.

BloodyThoughts · Feb 28, 2010

You trying to murder me with your exploding bed!

Roxas1359 · Feb 28, 2010

I was not trying to kill you, and you shoot yourself in the head when your scared? And they say I'm insane.

BloodyThoughts · Feb 28, 2010

You plant explosives under your bed! You are insane!

Roxas1359 · Feb 28, 2010

That's why I was in the Asylum. But since it's gone...