If you woke up beside the above Escapist's avatar....

[Roxas1359]

*misses*
Okay, how about a free room? With room service, and an extra key to Vaude's room.

 

[Baby Eater]

*aims shotgun at Max's head* Do I get that too?

 

[Roxas1359]

Um...yeah sure.

 

[Baby Eater]

Good! ^_^ *takes key*

 

[samsonguy920]

*grabs toast* Now I just need some jelly...

 

[Baby Eater]

HOLY SHIT BURT DON'T FUCKING COME NEAR ME! *grabs AK47*

[sup] Puppets from Sesame Street freak me out >_>[/sup]

 

[Roxas1359]

That's it.*takes weapons and destroys them*
No weapons allowed! I'm taking my Inn back!

 

[Baby Eater]

Blame Burt >_>

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

He really lost it after he and Ernie split, right?

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

Vaude!
*licks*

 

[Roxas1359]

Why are you licking people? Also, you never answered my question. Now answer it!

 

[Baby Eater]

Hail! *licks*.

Vaude don't remind me *fetal position*

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

There, there, Toast. *Hugs*

 

[Baby Eater]

Are the puppets gone? *hugs*

 

[ottenni]

How is this possible. Im sure you are a painting.

 

[Kud]

W-why have you got "ROCK" written across you crotch?

 

[Baby Eater]

Are you a guy or a girl?

 

[Bob Biscuit]

Nom nom nom

 

[Rainboq]

Are you reading?

 

[Roxas1359]

I'm reading, I'm reading.*starts to sob*