If you woke up beside the above Escapist's avatar....

[Roxas1359]

Okay, I'm...*turns off T.V* going to have a huge electricity bill if I keep leaving my T.V on.

 

[Rainboq]

moo.

 

[Roxas1359]

I know how to fix this.*takes anti-depressants and writer's block leaves for 24 hours.*

 

[Galad]

I'd try to sneak out quietly

 

[Roxas1359]

Ah, can't tell gender but guessing your a guy. Get a haircut hippie!*kicks out of room*

 

[Baby Eater]

*Lawrence* Not the hypersonic Brainwave Scrambler.

 

[Roxas1359]

*Dr. Nefarious* THE HYPERSONIC BRAINWAVE SCRAMBLER!*then eats toast*

 

[Baby Eater]

*is poisonous*

 

[Smagmuck_]

KYLE'S A POTATO!

 

[Guitar Gamer]

A potato?
well it was a lonely Friday night and I didn't have a date

 

[Roxas1359]

Crap, I just slept with a big daddy. I'm going to go kill myself now.*pulls out noose*

 

[Baby Eater]

Why am I always stuck with the HBS?

 

[Guitar Gamer]

Dam you zoni and your provocative telekenesis!

 

[Smagmuck_]

Êàéë êàðòîôåëü!

 

[Roxas1359]

Listen, I know you mad because Kyle is a potato, but you don't have to shout.

 

[Guitar Gamer]

................................do you have a.................

 

[Roxas1359]

No!*kicks in face out of window*
If you want a hug go to the hug thread. Besides you'll kill me like you killed your parents!

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

...What are you?