If you woke up beside the above Escapist's avatar....

[Darth Caelum]

Damn crazy Hot Chicks *runs after them*
[sub]this is how ALL my dates go....[/sub]

 

[AgDr_ODST]

*see's Goat dissected* Oh lord Im gonna puke *sees the loony with the sword* yeah that'll have to wait. *continues running for the door with Shock behind me* Don't stop running Shock

 

[AgDr_ODST]

*sees the door but hears Swollen* awwwwwwwwww damn! what do I do? *looks at the door again* Shock get out while you can I gots to save a sandwich thief *sprints back to Swollen and throws him over my shoulder* man if we make it outta you are soooooo gonna owe me one *makes it out the door and welds it shut* NOW lets talk about how much ya owe me

 

[AgDr_ODST]

Nooooooooooooo. how am I supposed to claim my reward for doing good when your dead?

 

[ottenni]

I'm a little creeped out right about now. Not only am i in bed with a goat, but creeped isn't a real word. NOOOOO!!!!!

 

[Darth Caelum]

*assume that your avatar is an intruder* DIE BASTARD!!!*Eviscerates him*

 

[Irridium]

Is that a giant spider?

...

Did you lay eggs in my intestines?

 

[Darth Caelum]

You and your dancing/martial arts moves will not save you from insulting THE SLENDER MAN *attempts to Eviscerate*

 

[engineermk2004]

Feth. I didn't expect some kind of Spanish Inquisition!

Ah ha! No one expects the Spanish Inquisition!

 

[engineermk2004]

Now I know the truth, "Once you go Arach you don't go back!"

 

[brtshstel]

I just woke up next to a neon blue sign

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

...And I woke up to Gotham's finest.

 

[Smagmuck_]

Giggity giggity goo!

 

[Katherine Kerensky]

...
I'm not even sure what is ever going on in my bedroom, anymore.
All I can do is kick people out... eventually...
*Goes back to sleep*

 

[Smagmuck_]

STOP LAUGHING AT ME! D:

 

[Katherine Kerensky]

Stop screaming at me and that potato! (I think)
*Kicks out of bed, then the bedroom, then the house*