If you woke up beside the above Escapist's avatar....

[ShockValue]

Tape and super glue will help.

 

[Sleekgiant]

What are we talking about

 

[Fury Is Me.]

Your decapitation. *Cuts Sleek's head off.*

 

[ShockValue]

You should stop doing that.

 

[Sassafrass]

Yeah, it's getting a bit samey. *Bleeds all over bed* Plus it ruins the sheets.

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

*Stitches back together* Meh, it's easily fixable.

 

[Sassafrass]

If you say so. Thanks for sewing me back together. *Snuggles*

 

[Sleekgiant]

*pounce bleep snuggles*

 

[ShockValue]

*Takes DS*

 

[Fury Is Me.]

Hmm, ok i'll try something else. *Thrusts hand onto the ground. A huge beam comes out of the gground and incenerates Shock, Sleek, Sassa, and Vaude, reducing them to ashes.* Ok there. Fix that.

 

[TheNumber1Zero]

*Readies Duct Tape*
Alrighty then

 

[ShockValue]

Duct tape fixes anything.

 

[Sir Strange Of The House Lycan]

*comes up behind Dis and stabs with katana*
*Smacks over head with baseball bat*
*Sets on fire*
*Shoots with shotgun and 44 magnum*
*eviscerates with tentacles that burst from back*
That's for hurting many of my close friends.

 

[WafflesandBacon]

Who did Dis hurt?!

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

*Coughs* Ah, no one. He tried to. *Shakes off ashes*

 

[Sir Strange Of The House Lycan]

Look to post 11602
VV is okay!
*Lunge hug*

 

[WafflesandBacon]

But Dis isnt!
*Fire 12 rounds at Dis*

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Heh, takes more than that to kill me! *hugs*

 

[Sir Strange Of The House Lycan]

Well I'm off
*Takes running jump out of the window*

 

[ShockValue]

Right...