If you woke up beside the above Escapist's avatar....

[TheNumber1Zero]

@Lambi:Well it would seem pickpocketing's a waste of time
*Throws water in face*

@Bloodythoughts: You left? Didn't notice.

 

[WafflesandBacon]

That doesnt rhyme Bloody....
*Helps Lambi*

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Toast, you called? I got the outfit.

 

[Baby Eater]

I'm soooooo tempted to take that out of context.

But we gotta save Lambi!

 

[Lambi]

I will telepathically slap you all if you don't revive me soon!

 

[Smagmuck_]

SAVE LAMBI!!!
I'll just stay back here and ogle Vaudess from behind.

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Yeah, Yeah, hold on Lambi. The doctor and nurse are in. *Treats*

 

[Smagmuck_]

 

[Lambi]

Good. In the meantime, I'm just gonna fuck with Smag's mind.
*Goes into Smag's mind, finds the fetishes part of it*

 

[Sassafrass]

SMAG! *Whips* Evenin'.

 

[Smagmuck_]

What fetishes?

 

[Fury Is Me.]

Fine.. if no one feels like talking, we'll start with you Smagmuck! *Pulls out 2 swords and slices Smagmuck 1000 times, reducing him to a thick, gooey mush.* Anyone else not feel like talking?

Spoiler: damn ninjas...

Damn ninjas...

 

[Baby Eater]

*smacks Smag* I bought her that outfit for me to oggle!
*treats Lambi*

 

[Smagmuck_]

*Continues to oggle*

 

[Baby Eater]

*blows whistle and a giant hulking man-woman nurse grabs Smag* Meet Helga.

 

[Smagmuck_]

*Continues to oggle Vaudess*

 

[Baby Eater]

*Helga takes Smag into a room laughing evily*

 

[Sassafrass]

*Puts blindfold on Smag, whips again* This would be that fetish part Lambi found, Smagikins.

 

[Fury Is Me.]

Smagmuck and Toast aren't talking... *Rams sword through Smagmuck, then pulls it out vertically, slicing Smagmuck in half, then gouges out his eyes so he can no longer oggle. Then eats toast very slowly.* Anyone else?

 

[Smagmuck_]

*Rips off blind fold and breaks free of Helga*
*Continues to oggle*