If you woke up beside the above Escapist's avatar....

[A random person]

Because I want you!

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

Try again?

 

[Guitar Gamer]

.........................................really?
no "get out of my house!"?
your a nice person

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

'G'morning! Funny how we passed out next to each other eh? Must've really had ourselves some good drinks!...where are my pants?'

 

[Guitar Gamer]

in a crumpled heap at the foot of the bed
*high fives the other equally large dude on the other side of Vaudess*

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

'...I only did what I think I did, with you, right?'

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

Hey there Vaude. Good job last night.

 

[Guitar Gamer]

I didn't know the human body could do that

thank you for proving my biology teacher wrong

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

'Speak for yourself...' *cigarette*

 

[Guitar Gamer]

I still doubt that you actually have a back bone Vaudess

do you?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

'...I never claimed I wasn't flexible. How could you forget?'

 

[Guitar Gamer]

I knew you werebut until that I've never seen............................
........................................................
that............where'd you learn that?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

'I think that will be added to the ball of secrets that will never be spoken of again.'

 

[Guitar Gamer]

VaudevillianVeteran: official Woman of mystery

as well as other things *nudge nudge*

 

[A random person]

Look for applications for that minigun after removing its ammo.

 

[Guitar Gamer]

oh believe me I know ask Vaudess

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

'...I thought that was one of the secrets we weren't going to talk about? *extreme blush*'

 

[Guitar Gamer]

oh your such a prude!!

"I am heavy weapons guy. And THIS is my weapon

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

'Are you sure about that? Do you not remember last night?'

 

[CounterAttack]

Well, one of us drank too much last night, and I don't have a hangover. =)