If you woke up beside the above Escapist's avatar....

[Smagmuck_]

NO KYLE! WHY TOAST!?

 

[Baby Eater]

Because I like mashed potatoes

 

[Smagmuck_]

YOU SON OF A *****!!!
*Beats Toast unmercifully*

 

[Baby Eater]

*dodges and puts a gun to Kyle's.....head?*

 

[Smagmuck_]

GRAWR!
*Eats toasts' avatar*
Om nom nom...

 

[Smagmuck_]

*Shoves Josh back into TV*
*Attempts to re-assemble Kyle*
*Sobs*

 

[Roxas1359]

*mumble*
Turn off the T.V.

 

[Fury Is Me.]

THE PARTY CAN NOW BEGIN! FOR I HAVE AWOKEN!

 

[Blasphemous Rex]

I need to stop waking up in undisposed locations with various creatures/people/toast in the room/fire pit.

 

[Sassafrass]

... Dear God, no.

 

[Smagmuck_]

Hey, that's my "After sex" sandwich! D:<

 

[Sassafrass]

Why you gotta be like that?
Did I not buy you that sandwich?

 

[Sassafrass]

How about we get out the handcuffs?

[sup]Goat, Kinky Sas, Kinky Sas, Goat. Play nicely now.[/sup]

 

[Sassafrass]

Very well then. *Cracks whip*

[sup]Uhh...I think for about a month or two now.
I can't actually remember where it came from actually.[/sup]