If you woke up beside the above Escapist's avatar....

[BloodyThoughts]

*shoots Dispelga in the head*
Gun 1 Dispelga 0

 

[Fury Is Me.]

*Wounds simply regenerate. Rams Masamune through Bloodythought's head aain then begins to saw back and forth with the Masamune, his whole face comes off.*
Dispelga 1, My Masamune 2, Bloodythoughts 0.

 

[BloodyThoughts]

*commits suicide before that happens*
Dispelga 0 Masamune 1 Bloody 1337

 

[Rainboq]

Manchester, nil

 

[Insanum]

Oh man....Ill get the mop.

 

[Rainboq]

Best, there's a lot of blood

 

[BloodyThoughts]

*comes back and the blood cleans up it's self*

Im a self mop.

 

[TheNumber1Zero]

How?!
...
Nevermind, as long as it cleans itself

 

[BloodyThoughts]

*head explodes and blood gets all over everyone...then the police arrive*

Well, what happened to this man?

 

[CyanLink]

That bad a day huh?

 

[Rainboq]

no such thing!

 

[BloodyThoughts]

"Then why is he dead?"

 

[brtshstel]

Thanks for the wakeup call. I need to get going.

Ninja'd, you bastard!

I hate waking up to the sound of gunshots.

 

[Roxas1359]

Holy hell Batman! Why aren't you at the Bat Cave?

 

[Rainboq]

Hell its the god damn batman!

 

[TheNumber1Zero]

'Ello Ninja, care for some Brekkies?

 

[Rainboq]

I think I broke the painting...

 

[BloodyThoughts]

***** DON'T WAKE ME UP!

*Head explodes again*

 

[Rainboq]

the secrets in the frosting, but I'll never tell!