If you woke up beside the above Escapist's avatar....

[Sir Strange Of The House Lycan]

*Pistol whips out of sheer boredom*
*Makes coffee*

 

[DeathChairOfHell]

you have glasses?

 

[Rainboq]

That thing on your should is so cute!

 

[Sevre]

You're my favourite alarm clock!

 

[Rainboq]

I don't know if that's a compliment of sarcasm

 

[Sevre]

It's a bit of everything, whether it's fun to wake up next to you is another question, which requires some thorough research before I answer *winks*

 

[Sir Strange Of The House Lycan]

*Wakes*
Sup
*Sleeps*

 

[Sevre]

Am I that boring these days that you fall asleep?

 

[Sir Strange Of The House Lycan]

*In a state between sleep and being awake*
Yes,I have to close my eyes when we *Censored*

 

[Smagmuck_]

NOOO!

 

[Lambi]

SHUT UP!

 

[Rainboq]

MAGIC NOSE BEEP!

 

[Lambi]

Don't jump on me like that!

 

[Rainboq]

Don't flash me like that!

 

[Lambi]

I'm not flashing! I'm posing!

And in case you don't see it, it's Kefka.
The one with the white background is him being normal (considering it's Kefka, 'normal' is just a figure of speech).
The one with the black background is his god form.

 

[Rainboq]

I don't know who kefka is...

 

[Lambi]

He's the main villain of Final Fantasty VI. Or III in the US.

 

[Rainboq]

I have never played a FF game other than FF tactics on the GBA

 

[Lambi]

All you need to know is that Kefka is crazy and doesn't care about any life, his own included.