If you woke up beside the above Escapist's avatar....

[BloodyThoughts]

Im back and HEY WHY IS THERE ANOTHER GUY ON IN THE BED!

Waffles so help me god! I will! Will!

 

[Rainboq]

*WHAM*

Shut up roomy

 

[Fury Is Me.]

Here, let me help you with suicide. *Slice*

 

[Nukey]

Dear lord, how drunk was I to sleep with the most feminine villain ever?

 

[Rainboq]

*almost hits with hammer*
GOD DAMMIT!

 

[Nukey]

Well, I do have a thing for chicks with hammers....

 

[Rainboq]

*WHAM*
there we go!

 

[brtshstel]

Wow I have a headache. I don't know if it's from the hammer you're holding, or a hangover, or both.

 

[Nukey]

Batman? That's understandable, he's pretty awesome.

 

[Rainboq]

awww but I can't hit you with my hammer!

 

[Fury Is Me.]

I should do you again. . I love demented chicks with hammers.

 

[Rainboq]

*WHAM*
I only hit people who offend me

 

[Sleekgiant]

Well as long as thats not a banhammer*cuddles*

 

[Rainboq]

*Jams hammer into face*

I don't like too be touched

 

[ShrooM_DoughKiD]

"Who are you and why do you have a hammer with you in my bed?"

 

[SMILEYkyle21]

despite your cuteness i'm still going to eat you

 

[Marsell]

OH CHRIST!
DONT EAT MY SOUL!

 

[Smagmuck_]

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

 

[Sir Strange Of The House Lycan]

*Wakes*
*sees teenager screaming at a potato*
*Sleeps*

 

[Smagmuck_]

KYLE HELP ME!!!
*Waits*
Oh yeah, he's a potato...