If you woke up beside the above Escapist's avatar....

[Rainboq]

I have an owl on my head, help?

 

[Hollock]

Morning dearie want some owl loaf?

 

[Sleekgiant]

@Rain Why did you bring an Owl to bed?

 

[Rainboq]

I think it thinks my head is a roost, its wierd

 

[ShockValue]

That must be uncomfortable.

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Same goes for you in that suit.

 

[Sleekgiant]

*Pounces* then *snuggles*

 

[Sir Strange Of The House Lycan]

*Looks over while sipping coffee*
*Sees Alice being snuggled by cat-girl*
I can now die knowing I have seen one of the strangest things I will ever see.

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Hello, Vash! *hugs*

 

[Sir Strange Of The House Lycan]

*hugs back*
*goes back to bed and sleeps*

 

[Fury Is Me.]

No.. I will not wake up next to my mortal enemy, instead, i'll do this. *crushes with the massive gurth of the tweedles.*

 

[ShockValue]

I really hope I'm just having a nightmare.

 

[Fury Is Me.]

Nope, just the three of us. Three's a party after all. Mmmm MMMmmmm... oh baby.

 

[Sassafrass]

...Damn.
My.
Luck.
To.
Hell!

 

[ShockValue]

You just got glass everywhere, nice job.

 

[Fury Is Me.]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAUUUUGGGGH! THERE'S A PIECE IN MY HEAD!!!! AUUUUUUGGGGGGGGHHHHH!!! *falls on the floor with blood coming out head and mouth.*

 

[Sleekgiant]

Someone should dispose of that

 

[Lambi]

*Snuggle, then *bleep**

 

[Sleekgiant]

*continuous bleep*

 

[ShockValue]

So, you're just going to ignore the corpse?