If you woke up beside the above Escapist's avatar....

[Katherine Kerensky]

*Opens eyes* No... bad time...
*Stabs repeatedly* Arrrgghhh! I'm a bit miffed! *Stabs some more*
*Left leg falls off* Now look what you've done!

 

[KitsunetheFox]

Wait a minute.... you're not Optimus Prime!

 

[Rainboq]

If you stab me, we're going too have a problem

 

[Kud]

I don't stab, I snuggle! *Snuggles*

 

[KitsunetheFox]

Move over Optimus Prime, the Fox has pulled! *Shoves fist into the air and shouts "Osu!"*
*Huggles*

@V: I'm a Ninja-fox with immense swordsmanship and the power to summon disembodied giant metal parts to attack my foes.

 

[Katherine Kerensky]

I don't know what you are. I don't know what you are doing in my bed. In my room. In my house.
But I do know what I do to those people.
*Turns away and goes back to sleep*

 

[Kud]

*Quietly sits down and watches Grey sleep*

Yes, I am odd.

 

[SeanTheSheep]

Ok...
So I'm in bed with a ninja...

 

[Katherine Kerensky]

@AshPox: Awww... that's... kinda sweet of you, for not re-waking me after I finished my rage.
*Offers AshPox a hug*

@SeanTheSheep: I could say the same... and what do I do to ninjas?
...
*Turns over and goes to sleep*

 

[SeanTheSheep]

*stare*

 

[KitsunetheFox]

*Gently tucks in with a teddybear*
There ya go. Sleep well.
*Leaves a glass of warm milk on the side along with a cookie*
*Leaves the room and does fox-related stuff*

 

[Kud]

*Hugs Grey*

*Rolls around on the floor*

 

[Rainboq]

*Pounce*

 

[KitsunetheFox]

*Smooches gently*
*Waits for the inevitable slap*

 

[Kud]

[HEADING=1]FALCON PUNCH!!![/HEADING]

 

[Rainboq]

*blocks Ash's punch*
purrrrrzzzzz
*snuggles KF*

 

[Katherine Kerensky]

Woo! Go AshPox! Show them we can hit! *Cheers*
*Waves* Yay! *Arm comes off* damn...
Need to... re-attach limb...

 

[KitsunetheFox]

*Rolls a D20*
Crud. I rolled a 1.
*Falls out of bed*
Would anyone happen to have a level in Cleric?
I could do with a Cure Light Wounds right now.

@V: I think I'll wait for a Division 4 member to come on by. In fact, I'm healing already... yeah, this blood-like substance is just tomato sauce.

 

[Kud]

@Grey - Do you like want some glue or something...?

*rummages through bag*

Oh, All I have is silly string... Oh well, it will have to do.

*Ties Grey's arm back on with silly string*

@Fox - Do you mean Medic? If so, Yes, I am one of those. *Pulls out chainsaw*

 

[Rainboq]

*uses cure light wounds and snuggles KTF*
purrrzzzzz