If you woke up beside the above Escapist's avatar....

[Roxas1359]

Too many beers last night?

 

[ShockValue]

Get out of my bed. *Kicks out window*

 

[Sevre]

I don't even want to know who you are.

 

[Roxas1359]

Why do people not like me? I can play any musical instrument.

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Could you play the violin for me? *smiles happily*

 

[BloodyThoughts]

Ok...How many painkillers did I take...I think im tripping balls off of narcotics right now....

 

[WafflesandBacon]

Thats good BT! Use that high to write the opening!

 

[Sevre]

It'll be alright, just point the gun away from me!

 

[Roxas1359]

Music Time!*plays music* Time to wake up!

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

*Sings along*

 

[Sevre]

Don't encourage him Vaude!

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

S-sorry, my colour coordinated love.
XD

 

[Roxas1359]

Vaude, don't worry we can still play the music!*continues to play*

 

[Rainboq]

*switches music too popcorn*
*Starts dancing in the buff*

 

[BloodyThoughts]

Ok... im seeing a tiger girl in my bed right now...Im definitely high on narcotics.

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

*Yawn* You're dreaming BT.

 

[Rainboq]

Hey! I'm not a dream!
*keeps dancing*

 

[Neonbob]

Poke you in the stomach until you woke up as well.
And then I'd hug you as soon as your eyes opened.
HAH.
Sneak out of the bed, get a large cage, and put it around you.
Freaking TIGER.

 

[Rainboq]

Hey! Tiger GIRL! Like a girl form of Hobbes from Clavin & Hobbes!

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Can't beat my Brooklyn Rage!
I don't wanna be a furry!~
*Runs off*