If you woke up beside the above Escapist's avatar....

[Rainboq]

In that case... *snuggles DW*

 

[Fury Is Me.]

Fucking catgirl...

 

[Desert Warrior]

GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY BED YOU PANSY ASS GIRLY MAN!..
And don't go around hating cat girls because thats wrong!
And they keep the world spinning!
I am the Lord of Change i should know!
*Punts you out of the door and locks it*

 

[Fury Is Me.]

I DON'T CARE WHO YOU ARE! I'M THE DAMN ONION KNIGHT! *Wind shears God of Change*

 

[Rainboq]

Ummm Dispelga? That's not a good idea, Tzeench is more powerful, your not even an ant too it

 

[Desert Warrior]

THE ONION KNIGHT CANNOT DEFEAT THE EX MEMBER OF THE ONION ORDER...
FOR MY BOY...I WAS THE GRAND ONION CRUSADER!
AND YOUR FATHER!...
THEN I GOT A NEW CAREER AS A CHAOS GUY AND NOW I'M THE GOD DAMN BATMAN...UH LORD OF CHANGE!
...Damn humans can't believe i was one of them!...
Nice knowing 'ya son!
Also i am the God Damn Spawn of Tzeentch
No mere Mortal can best me!
@Rain *Hugs*

 

[TheNumber1Zero]

Mornin Desert, anything good on tv?

 

[Desert Warrior]

Yea.
That show is on..
You know with Nurgle..
Nurgles cooking show i think?

 

[Rainboq]

Isn't that Cooking up Plagues with Papa Nurgle?

 

[Desert Warrior]

Yes that one!
It some times has my father on that show!.
Uncle Nurgle is the best uncle ever!

 

[Fury Is Me.]

I DEFEATED THE CLOUD OF DARKNESS! A FORCE OF EVIL SO GREAT, IT COULD PLUNGE THE UNIVERSE INTO THE NOTHINGNESS OF THE VOID! Hmph, so you are mere childs-play.

 

[Rainboq]

Actually Dis, Chaos has already won, its just a matter of time, you are the childs play

 

[Desert Warrior]

..
You defeated a cloud?
*Breaks out laughing*
MWHAHAHA!
I have defeated a cloud!...Wanna know how?... I flew right through it!
*Grabs Dispelga and throws him through the window into a cloud*
@Rain For supporting me all the way through you get a chaos cookie! *hands five foot tall cookie over*

 

[Rainboq]

*Watches the cookie shape shift*
Cool!

 

[WafflesandBacon]

*Pets Rain*

 

[Desert Warrior]

*Pets WaB*

 

[Rainboq]

Me or the Lord of Change?

 

[Fury Is Me.]

..
You defeated a cloud?
*Breaks out laughing*
MWHAHAHA!
I have defeated a cloud!...Wanna know how?... I flew right through it!
*Grabs Dispelga and throws him through the window into a cloud*
@Rain For supporting me all the way through you get a chaos cookie! *hands five foot tall cookie over*

Runs back up the stairs and impales the God.
"It was no mere cloud. It was a mass of pure evil that took on a physical form and nearly wiped out the universe, WITH YOU IN IT!"
Uses wind shear while sword is still in God's chest.

 

[Rainboq]

Umm, he doesn't live on this plane of existance

 

[Desert Warrior]

..
You defeated a cloud?
*Breaks out laughing*
MWHAHAHA!
I have defeated a cloud!...Wanna know how?... I flew right through it!
*Grabs Dispelga and throws him through the window into a cloud*
@Rain For supporting me all the way through you get a chaos cookie! *hands five foot tall cookie over*

Runs back up the stairs and impales the God.
"It was no mere cloud. It was a mass of pure evil that took on a physical form and nearly wiped out the universe, WITH YOU IN IT!"
Uses wind shear while sword is still in God's chest.

Right...A MERE MORTAL CAN DEFEAT ME?
A DEMIGOD?!
Freaking god modder!
*Grabs you by the back of your hair and hugs you like a pet kitten*
I'll name you...Fluffy.
@Rain no i live in the Realm of Chaos but i like messing with Humanity *smirks*

((This guy had seriously never heard of or played warhammer, Rain XD))