If you woke up beside the above Escapist's avatar....

[Roxas1359]

You can't tell when I'm asleep. I have no eyes!

 

[ShockValue]

The snoring is a clear indicator.

 

[Rainboq]

Why if it isn't Samus, *cuddles*

 

[Roxas1359]

I wouldn't do that if I were you. Quick hide in the afro.

 

[Rainboq]

*gets into the Afro*
*pokes head out*
Its like a tree fort in here!

 

[ShockValue]

I'm quite curious about what else you're hiding up there.

 

[Rainboq]

*starts rummaging around*
Gramophone
*Gramophone flies out of max's Afro*
Tuba....

 

[Roxas1359]

Oi! Stop that! Just go to sleep!

 

[Rainboq]

*tuba flies out*
Sniper rifle
*sniper rifle flies out*
another Afro
*a second Afro flies out*
novelty hats...

 

[ShockValue]

That's quite a lot of things you have in there.

 

[Roxas1359]

No it's not, now go to sleep!

 

[Rainboq]

*pokes head out, wearing a massive purple felt fedora with a ridiculous pink feather*
Oh, he's got plenty in here

 

[Roxas1359]

That's my pimp hat! Put it back and go to bed!

 

[Rainboq]

NO WAY! Its far too ridiculous!

 

[Roxas1359]

I really should be freaking out about a tiger in my hair. Especially since the tiger likes to throw my stuff around.

 

[Rainboq]

Your lucky I haven't gotten too your more "personal" effects yet

 

[ShockValue]

Well you did tell Rain to jump in.

 

[Roxas1359]

You would have kicked Rain out the window. It was for protection against Samus!

 

[Rainboq]

Hmm lets see
*starts rummaging*
Blow up doll
*tosses out of the Afro*]
Dildo, several of them
*tosses them out of the Afro*
A massive stack of porno....

 

[Roxas1359]

That's not where I keep my personal stuff. I think that was that other person with the computer in my hair. Now go to sleep.*Takes Rain out of afro*