If you woke up beside the above Escapist's avatar....

[The Infinite]

*falls out of a portal in the wall* There we goo, cookies baked fresh with hellfire, always adds that little bit of extra flavor. So anyone want some cookies?

 

[Tiny116]

*COOOKIES*
Shudders with hell memories but
*COOKIES*

 

[ShockValue]

I wouldn't eat those.

 

[Zeromaeus]

-eats cookie-
What? This amulet makes me resistant to all things evil.
Though my soul does feel a bit tingly...

 

[Rainboq]

What was I smoking again?

 

[Vrex360]

Ahhh, those interspecies relations again.

Now, you said you were on the pill right?

 

[Rainboq]

Wait, which pill?

 

[Fury Is Me.]

*I sic my 7 demons (Jealousy, Fury, Famine, Fatigue, Vainity, Plague, and Demise.) on Rainboq.*

 

[Rainboq]

No, its WRATH! GET IT RIGHT! oh and GREED!

 

[LeonLethality]

Hurk!
I have got to stop sleeping with the felines...

 

[Zeromaeus]

Save my game please.

 

[Sleekgiant]

Nya, I missed Rain

 

[Rainboq]

*pounce*

 

[Sleekgiant]

There you are *cuddles*

 

[Rainboq]

I like the new you!

 

[Rainboq]

///double post mother fuckery

 

[Sleekgiant]

*blushes* Aww thank you, Jack will be back when his eyes can glow

 

[ultrachicken]

...what's with the ears?

 

[Rainboq]

Is that a baby? Care too share?

 

[Vrex360]

Oh no, what do you mean 'which pill?'

I meant the Birth Contro-

.... I might need to be leaving soon, you know I got an early flight tommorrow.

*feigns yawning*