If you woke up beside the above Escapist's avatar....

[LeonLethality]

I think I preferred it in the portal of unspeakable horror...

 

[Rainboq]

NOOOOOOO! THIS IS AN AFFORNT TOO THE LORD! NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
*keeps clawing at the ground*

 

[The Infinite]

@LL Some very odd thing's but nothing major
*goes off to eat dinner* YUM Chicken with gravy *drools*

 

[LeonLethality]

*Casts float on Rainboq* TRY CLAWING NOW HARHARHAR

 

[Tiny116]

I need to save?
XD

 

[Rainboq]

NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!! *grabs onto door frame*

 

[LeonLethality]

Now I would freeze the doorframe making it slippery but I think I have been evil enough for today... who wants portal cookies?!

 

[Tiny116]

RAIN!!!
*Force grab*
I got you my furry friend!
*Force pulls*

EDIT:
Goddamn Ninja's!
I'll take portal cookies after I save Rain

 

[Sleekgiant]

*gets Rain into the bedroom* Stop fighting dammit!!

 

[Rainboq]

NOOOOO!!!!! NOOOOOOO!!!!!! *gets bleeped* Oh, I see what your driving at

 

[Tiny116]

Ha you're now a cat, not death!
*Force shove*
Run Rain RUN!

 

[Rainboq]

Oh bugger off Pip, you god damn frenchy

 

[Sleekgiant]

*finally bleeps Rain* Geez that was quite a fight

 

[LeonLethality]

*unnoticed*
I guess I will just sit and watch.

*freezes the floors* this'll be fun...

 

[Rainboq]

yeah, got any sunflower oil?

 

[Sleekgiant]

NOOOOO, no more sunflower oil

 

[Rainboq]

*puss in boots eyes*
Pwease?

 

[LeonLethality]

Can't resist...

 

[Katherine Kerensky]

I just returned, I don't want to get hunted by a Keidran straight away...
no more burning sunflower oil!
*Maniacal laugh*
Or the spoons come back...
*Pins Leon to the wall*
No! Not yet! I won't have my victory snatched from my cold fake hand.

 

[The Infinite]

*returns from dinner* *portals to LL* *conjures up some popcorn* *sits and watches*