If you woke up beside the above Escapist's avatar....

[Tiny116]

*Sits and listens to infinte*
Sleek what is it with you and furry handcuffs?

 

[LeonLethality]

@Infinite I prefer Man with the machine gun though I don't know how well that would fit my predicament

@Sleek: I have shock traps...

 

[Sleekgiant]

@Tiny they don't hurt your wrists when you wear them
@LL I like where this is going

 

[Tiny116]

Fair point....I really don't want to be around when shocktraps and furry handcuffs collide!
*Play louder infinite!*

 

[The Infinite]

*Turns acoustic guitar into an ominous choir and orchestra which for some unknown reason fits nicely into the room* *They start to sing Fithos Lusec Wecos Vinosec* Pssst LL it's not what you think it is! You're a sacrifice! SAVE YOURSELF *dances around like a mad jester to the beat*

 

[Sir Strange Of The House Lycan]

*Wakes*
*Jumps up and pistol whips everybody*
*Kicks everybody in the face*
*Makes coffee*
*Drinks coffee*
*Dives out of the window*

 

[LeonLethality]

*lays a shock trap*
@Sleek: Let's do this

@Infinite: I'll be fine you can never get rid of me!

@tiny: when they collide it will be epic

 

[Sleekgiant]

@LL let the kinkiness begin

 

[Tiny116]

@LeonLethality very well Have fun

*Wakes*
*Jumps up and pistol whips everybody*
*Kicks everybody in the face*
*Makes coffee*
*Drinks coffee*
*Dives out of the window*

LYCAN YOU'RE GOING DOWN!
*Jedi Dives out of window for epic battleness with Lycan*
*Lightsaber out*
*Garrus Eyepiece active*
*Kick-assery will ensue*

 

[LeonLethality]

*bleeps Sleek*

 

[Viking Incognito]

My kinda girl...

 

[Sir Strange Of The House Lycan]

*Grabs Tiny in a head lock*
*Digs fingers into nose*
*Pulls backwards,ripping Tiny's head off*
FATALITY!
*Leaps back through window*

 

[ShockValue]

Someone should clean that up...

 

[Tiny116]

...
...
..
Damn that hurt a little *Kricks neck with fingers*
Observe the true power of the Jedi
*Holding head in left hand*
*Slices and dices Lycan*
Infinate or someboy please re-attach my head!
[sub]this battle WILL be epic Goddammit![/sub]

 

[LeonLethality]

@Tiny: Too busy

@Shock: See above

@Sleek: *Continues bleeping*

 

[Sir Strange Of The House Lycan]

*Pieces all pull themselves back together with the help of tentacles*
You can't win Tiny,I'm a death god.
*Tentacles burst from back and impale Tiny,then pull him apart*

 

[ShockValue]

*pulls out duct tape* Guess I'll fix Tiny up.

 

[The Infinite]

*reattaches head, makes surrounding area of skin chalk white, seems to be spreading across the body* Errr I've never seen that happen before... *plays Liberi Fatali and continues dancing*

 

[Tiny116]

*Garrus eyepiece beeps helping Tiny block all tenticles*
*Force lightning*
I will battle the Godmoding God!
*For honor and respect*
*and fun awesome posting XD*

EDIT:
Thanking you Shock and Infinate
Lycan I will battle you again soon...I have a party (Dances)

 

[Sir Strange Of The House Lycan]

It's not godmodding,I'm killable and not omnipotent,just very powerful
*Slices at Tiny,while creating a coil shield*