If you woke up beside the above Escapist's avatar....

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Katherine Kerensky

Why, or Why Not?
Mar 27, 2009
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*looks out from under the bed*
Is... is it safe now?
*Snatches the disconnected right arm, and reconnects*
Only a couple of dents... who's fault is this again?
*Throws a spoon at Infinite*
 

Tiny116

The Cheerful Pessimist
May 6, 2009
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Not the SPOONS!
*I'm going insane*
God damn questionnaire analysis!
*I NEED COOKIES!*
 

Katherine Kerensky

Why, or Why Not?
Mar 27, 2009
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Sorry, I have no cookies.Or hot chocolate.
I'm not at home right now.
*Reveals a spoon*
But I do have this...
Oh, and some coca cola.
 

Tiny116

The Cheerful Pessimist
May 6, 2009
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RAGE
*must resist the dark side*
blip blip blip
The spoon is evil
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*Damn eyepiece*
*Bends spoon with the force*
As our good friend Rainboq, and Neo would say "there is no spoon!"
 

The Infinite

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Mar 30, 2009
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Wasn't the phrase: It is not the spoon that bends, but the universe that does. Also Why is my head where my foot is!?!? *Glares at spoon attached to face* FREAKING SPOON!
 

TheIr0nMike

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Why do you always bring the lightsaber into bed? It destroys the bed and we both know you only have it because you don't last that long.
 

Tiny116

The Cheerful Pessimist
May 6, 2009
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(Ya just got ninja'd)
{EDIT:
so did it dammit Leon!}
Look I'm sorry, but I don't do doggie style!

*Rips spoon from Infinites face*
*Blood spurts*
Oh crap I have infinite flesh on a spoon!
*Uses medigel on Infinite*
There all better!
*Throws spoon out window*
*Seagull caw wildley, and then we hear their death throws and infinite's flesh poisens them!*
 

Tiny116

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May 6, 2009
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Maybe we got lucky and Lycan was taking a stroll?
@Shock high five!
@Rex Bring it!
Zrwong
*Lightsaber out*
Wait...
How do you even fit in this house?