If you woke up beside the above Escapist's avatar....

[EqualNOpposite]

...
*glare*
...
Light side or Dark side?

 

[ShockValue]

I really have no clue why everyone is fighting each other but I guess I'll go along.
*smacks Tiny*

 

[LeonLethality]

*falls from the sky*
What were you doing beating on my mannequin?

 

[The Infinite]

*walks out of smouldering wreakage* *cough* *cough* *glares at Leon* *binds and brings off to dark portal* I leave the rest to your imaginations XD

 

[Tiny116]

RAGE
*Eyes go red*
Zwrong zwrong zwrong
Tiny slices at everyone and everything with lightsaber
*Beserkness ensues*

 

[LeonLethality]

*blows a whistle before being thrown in to the darkness*
*thousands of felyne fighters show up*
I leave the rest to you my minions!

 

[ShockValue]

*Sits down* I'm just going to watch the chaos ensue.

 

[LeonLethality]

*pops up beside shock drinking tea*
This should be entertaining.

 

[The Infinite]

*bursts out of dark patrol confused* How in the world did you escape!? *shrugs* ah well *sees Tiny going apesheyat on weird looking thigys* *opens hellfire gate dropping in 50% of them* Hey don't want to take away all your fun.

 

[LeonLethality]

How did I escape you ask? HOW?!
[sub]Q?[/sub]

How dare you kill my minions!
*stone rain*

 

[Katherine Kerensky]

*Starts spinning in the air*
I will have my answer from Lycan!
*Launches spoons while spinning, with enough kinetic force for them to get stuck in brick walls*
The GIANT HOLY SPOON judges you!
*Slows down*
...Leon? are you okay?
Ugh... my head...

 

[LeonLethality]

I'm fine why do you ask? *nosebleed*

 

[Tiny116]

RAGE
eyepiece goes into overdrive calculating monster attack
*Force jumping and lightsaber swinging ensues*
*All monsters fall down dead*
"Leon!"
Lights start flashing as monsters revive themselves
*rushes Leon*

 

[The Infinite]

Oh not that damn thing again *grabs Leon and uses as human shield* *after rain stops heals Leon* That'll teach ya.

 

[Katherine Kerensky]

I cannot let you follow this course of action, Tiny!
*Dives at Tiny, cleaver raise and ready to strike*
I think I may go play on Dawn of War...
*Hands a tissue to Leon*

 

[LeonLethality]

*pain*
*disperses minions*
RARGH!
*Ultima*
*maniacal laughter*
*takes tissue*
Thanks Greyfox.

 

[Tiny116]

*Blocks cleaver with force*
*slices cleaver into pieces*
*Monsters catch up with Tiny*
"you only give me more power!"
*Eyes are red*
Zwrong zwrog zwrong
*Monsters are dead again*
*re-charges at Leon*

 

[The Infinite]

*Eats your Ultima Spell* YUM. Bet you never expected THAT!

 

[LeonLethality]

LITTLE DID YOU ALL EXPECT THIS!
*thousands of barrel bombs rain from the sky*
HAHAHAHA! What else did you think I was doing up there?

 

[The Infinite]

*jumps back into portal* SEE YA!