If you woke up beside the above Escapist's avatar....

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Sure, sure. *smirk*

 

[Kud]

Im lost, I left the thread for like 10 minutes, and now i have no idea what everyone is talking about...

 

[Guitar Gamer]

got to bring your own *apparatus* though
if you catch my meaning

 

[Guitar Gamer]

don't need a whip or suit though

taken care of those

 

[IMrAngryPantsI]

*knocks on door*
Hey kids I'm home!
*Walks upstairs*
Where are you guys?
*Opens Vaude's door*
What are you OH MY GOD! CANADIANS! ASIANS! CATS! SUPERHEROS! GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE!
*Grabs Vaude. Drags her to the bathroom.*
What the hell was that about? I was gone for 5 minutes and you sleep with everyone in the neighborhood. Your grounded. for the next 5 years.

 

[Guitar Gamer]

mr angry pants?

why are you home so early?

 

[A random person]

I see we secretly like each other, don't we? And I see you're a robot ninja in bed.

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

"I may not be Lady Gaga, but I know what to do."
[sub] Oh god. /shame[/sub]

 

[Guitar Gamer]

forgot the other K in KERRRICK

sir

but yes I am

pass the lubricant please

also Vaudess I really like to see your POKER FACE
dun dun dun dun

 

[A random person]

I also see that my fetish for frozen women is strong.

 

[SteakHeart]

Oh relax, as I said, join in. *Pulls all the female avvys close and kisses them*
[small]This is starting to feel like cybering. =p[/small]

 

[Lambi]

AH! THE FIRE! IT BURNS!

 

[IMrAngryPantsI]

*Whips out taser.*
*Tases*
No! Bad!

 

[SteakHeart]

Do the water instead!

 

[Sevre]

Things have gotten a little crazy here, what happened to your eye?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

"It's a long story, can't you comfort me?"