If you woke up beside the above Escapist's avatar....

[All Hail Lelouch]

huh? did you wear that hat to bed?

 

[Scde2]

The windows closed, why is your hair moving?

 

[UnusualStranger]

Did you ghost your way in here?

@Lelouch: Yes, yes I did.

 

[Zeromaeus]

Dwah!
Oh man, I fell asleep while writing that spell.
...
Where are my scrolls?
...
Where are my materia!?
...
WHERES MY CHOCOBO LISCENSE!?!?!?!

 

[ShockValue]

I sold them. How else am I supposed to build my lair of doom!
And by sold them I mean threw them out the window.

 

[Zeromaeus]

Samus Aran has a lair of doom!?!
...
...explains a few things...
...
Well...
I'm gonna have to sue you now.
-pulls out phone-
Gumshoe? Its me, the guy with the hat.
...
Oh, hello Edgeworth.
...
I'm sorry you only ever have six different clients over and over...
Theft.
...
No, it wasn't a ninja, it was a bounty hunter.
...
Evidence? Is testimony good enough?
...
Hello?

 

[All Hail Lelouch]

huh? how did we do it if i couldn't even see your face?

 

[Zeromaeus]

I don't have a face (pure mana, baby!) and we didn't.
I fell asleep on the desk over there. -points-
Samus (ShockValue) stole my stuff.
You passed out near the beds over there.
This is one weird Inn...

 

[Scde2]

Am I to be ignored?

 

[All Hail Lelouch]

@ Zero Is that so? then can you cast Float on me to make leaving easier?

 

[Zeromaeus]

Float...
Never bothered learning it...
Featherfall might work, but that'll only help if you jump off that cliff out yon window...

 

[ShockValue]

Fine, I'll give you your stuff back, if you teach me some magic of course.

 

[Zeromaeus]

Alright. Hold this sword. Initiate twelve battles. You'll be able to learn a bunch of spells cast at you...

 

[MalevolentStaircase]

problem officer?

 

[ShockValue]

On second thought...*throws sword at Zero*

 

[Zeromaeus]

My...
My...
MY HAT!
You killed my hat!
Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!

 

[Scde2]

Where's you hat?

 

[All Hail Lelouch]

What the fuck are you and how the hell did we do it?

 

[Zeromaeus]

@Scde2: Hmmm. Oh, its on my head. In my hands too. I've got many hats.

 

[ShockValue]

If you want your things they're outside. *Throws Zero outside*