If you woke up beside the above Escapist's avatar....

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Zeromaeus

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-pulls out oddly-shaped purple dagger-
Watch this.
-stabs explosives-
-explosives and dagger disappear with a fwoop-
Now.
-Stands up and stretches-
You!
-wags finger at sleek-
You know better than to endanger us like that!
Please.
You need to do it in a roundabout manner, like this!
-pulls out bazooka-
-Aims at mountain-
-shoots-
AVALANCHE!
 

UnusualStranger

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*Frowns at Zero*
Sir, you just wasted a bunch of perfectly useful explosives.
And stole from Sleek.
Why would you do such a thing?
*gets up*
Nevermind. I need to get myself some sleep.
Try to keep the building intact while I'm gone.
And Zero...You owe Sleek now.
 

Zeromaeus

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Steal?
Me?
I do not steal. I borrow. In about 12 hours both the dagger and explosives will reappear with rather disastrous results I would say...
 

Katherine Kerensky

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Good, then I still have eleven hours to try and stop it...
Oh, I'm back by the way!
*Bursts through the door*
Yeah, I can speak clearly through solid objects like doors or walls...
 

Katherine Kerensky

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Oh dear, poor dr. susse...
*Carries dr. susse to the bed, puts him and it, and puts the covers over him*
Now stay there, I'll go get you some hot chocolate... I'm so sorry!

@Scde2: You made the right choice, returning the wallet...
 

Leviathan_

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Wait, who are you and what are you doing in my bed? What's that your holding? Is that a... dildo? *runs in terror"