If you woke up beside the above Escapist's avatar....

[Tiny116]

*CRASH*
Ouch!!
I already ate the damned cookie!!
*Dangles the short little leon by the ankles*

I have a Bleep slave for sale?
She cooks, cleans and repairs!
She also has a fettish for cookies and whipped cream?
Any takers?

EDIT
Ninja'd TWICE DAMMIT!
@Lycan hm that would be cool
Scrap that I just looked him up! that would be fuckin' awesome!

 

[Sir Strange Of The House Lycan]

Nice to hear Tiny.
*Places bowl underneath self*
*Drinks coffee*

 

[LeonLethality]

*upside down*
So do you taste it or is it just for looks?

HOLY CRAP YOUR BALD NOW!

 

[Sleekgiant]

*pounces and lands on LL again*

 

[Tiny116]

*Shakes Leon a little*
You there man witht he mulit coulered glasses you like like someone who needs a bleep slave??
*Shakes leon a little more*
..
[sub]my arms are getting a little tired[/sub]

EDIT:
Ninja'd Dammit!
*sidesteps Sleek*
You want her buy her!

 

[Sir Strange Of The House Lycan]

*Wakes*
Where the hells my jump start?
I shouldn't be sleeping!

 

[Tiny116]

Did i mention she is a good supply of opiates?
And possibly mushrooms?

 

[LeonLethality]

Did we ever get that coffee machine fixed... I could use some more...

*still upside down while being pounced by sleek*

 

[Katherine Kerensky]

*Stares out from under the covers, shivering*
What... what is going on?
*Stares at Leon*

 

[Sleekgiant]

*looks over to Grey* You better step out of the room
*looks down at LL* Now where were we

 

[Katherine Kerensky]

Ahhh! No! Not this!
*Holds a knife, tip first, pointing at their own heart*
Dammit... it can't penetrate my clothes...
*Keeps trying*

 

[LeonLethality]

@Grey: Armour again?

@Sleek: *Bleeps*

 

[Magnatek]

Uh, you could've used the other two beds in this room, but okay. If you want...

 

[Quad08]

Oh its you again...

 

[Sleekgiant]

@LL *kisses then proceeds to bleep*

 

[Scde2]

*Leaves really really fast*

 

[Sleekgiant]

*sees Scde2 leave really fast*

 

[ShockValue]

I'm here for the poisonous coffee.
*grabs coffee and quickly leaves*

 

[Sleekgiant]

I'm here for catnip

 

[Scde2]

Well...Good for you!

@Shock: *Intercepts Shock and destroys tainted coffee* Don't you peoples ever learn?!