If you woke up beside the above Escapist's avatar....

[UnusualStranger]

@Shock: Actually, I think you gave it to Scde2! I should hunt it down....

 

[ShockValue]

@Stranger: I think i tried to poison him with it but he didn't eat it.

 

[Scde2]

I can't eat anything! I have no mouth!

 

[ShockValue]

@Scde2: I'll poison you some how....

 

[UnusualStranger]

@Shock: I have complete confidence you will find a way.

 

[ShockValue]

@Stranger: You can help me!

 

[UnusualStranger]

@Shock: How can I help? I'd love to help...In the name of Science, of course.

 

[Scde2]

*Backs off slowly*

 

[Dr.Susse]

@shock: poisend eye drops perhaps?

 

[Scde2]

Ah...See ya later guys!
*Orders an arbiter recall*

EDIT: (I am no longer here...fled for my life)

 

[Sleekgiant]

*still sipping on coffee*

 

[UnusualStranger]

AH! A doctor. Perhaps you can help!

 

[ShockValue]

Damn, I had an awesome plan too. It involved bears,and acid.

 

[UnusualStranger]

Don't worry. You just have to look for the Giant floating aircraft to find Scde2. It isn't too hard...
*takes out binoculars to hunt for Arbiter*

 

[ShockValue]

Then we shoot it down,right? I'll get the nuke.

 

[Dr.Susse]

Dr.suess recomends VX (S-[2-(diisopropylamino)ethyl]-O-ethyl methylphosphonothioate) to poison Scde2 you only need 500 Micrograms of skin contact.

 

[ShockValue]

I'll be sure to set up a pool of it at the bottom of the cliff, then I'll throw him out the window. We should test it first though. Any volunteers?

 

[UnusualStranger]

Where exactly are we going to get all that stuff though, Shock?
I sure don't have any of that.

 

[Scde2]

*Sends an invisible Observer to spy*

 

[ShockValue]

@Stranger: You always have to find flaws with my plans...
I can easily get the pool, but the poison will be tough to get.