If you woke up beside the above Escapist's avatar....

[TheIr0nMike]

I swear, Infinite, you're one of the scariest motherfuckers on this site.

 

[Vrex360]

Bsd dog!!! BAD!!!

Outta my bed!

 

[Tiny116]

*Lifts bed*
No dogs and Aliens allowed in MY BED
*Goes to sleep*

 

[Sir Strange Of The House Lycan]

*Wakes*
Hmmmmmm
*Shoots Tiny with bowel disruptor*
*giggles*
*Runs off*

 

[Tiny116]

OUCH!
*Chases down and dices Lycan with light saber*
Stop.*Stab*
Shooting. *Slice*
ME!*Cut*

 

[Darmort]

Oh fuck, a Mii!... Wait a second...

 

[Aisaka]

Oh come on! A pig?!?! Seriously?!?!

 

[Sevre]

Did you guys miss me?

 

[Sleekgiant]

Of course Sevre

 

[Lepre-Khan]

Yeah...Rick Ahstleyhas that affect on people, which makes me wonder why people even bother to rick-roll anymore.

 

[All Hail Lelouch]

Alright were gonna need a fucking forklift to get this thing outta my house!

*makes Hot Cocoa for everyone*

 

[Sir Strange Of The House Lycan]

*Spin kicks Lelouch*
*Makes coffee*

 

[All Hail Lelouch]

Ow! what the hell was that for?
*geass* I command you to do pushups until i say stop

 

[Lepre-Khan]

NOM NOM NOM! I EAT YOU!

 

[Norik]

How drunk was I?

 

[Blasphemous Rex]

Drunk enough to let me eat the top of your head.

 

[Lepre-Khan]

I'll take that with a side of Teroactly fries!

 

[Blasphemous Rex]

I'll eat you whole!

 

[TheBYOBGig]

Woah, what hell did I drink last night?

 

[Blasphemous Rex]

Dino-rum. You humans can't hold your liquor.