If you woke up beside the above Escapist's avatar....

[KitsunetheFox]

Woah, Samus? Frack yeah!
*Punches the air*
OSU!

 

[Scde2]

@Shock: Honestly, I feel sick everytime I even look at pics of those bacon cookies.

Spoiler

 

[ShockValue]

@Scde2: Stop pushing them on us.

 

[TheBYOBGig]

I gotta agree with Samus man...

 

[Zeromaeus]

EDIT: I was Ninja'd so many times I won't even attempt to fix my statement beyond this addition...

I was going to say something, but your OSU! has distracted me sufficiently. I will now play the last song in the first OSU! game. You know the one:

 

[Scde2]

@Shock: I am not pushing them on you!

@BYOB: You stay out of this!
*Throws BYOB out the window*
Hay that felt pretty good!

 

[TheBYOBGig]

Did I wake up to the Protoss glowing in the bed, or the smell of bacon cookies?

As long as you don't untie me love...

 

[ShockValue]

@Scde2: You are! That wasn't very nice. That's quite a long drop.

This seems to happen often.

 

[Zeromaeus]

-chant chant chant-
I summon thee, Bahamut God-King of the Dragons!
-Epic Bahamut entrance animation-
Now, Bahamut, destroy...
Those cookies that scede's forcing on people!!!
-nova blast-

 

[TheBYOBGig]

@ShockValue: I'm starting to think you like me...

Oi, none of that black magic in bed...

 

[Irridium]

*wakes up*
*stares*
*steals wallet then runs away*

 

[BloodyThoughts]

Don't make me dance mommy.

 

[The Infinite]

Gah you always seem to be in here! Good thing those blood stains clean themselves or I'd have had to put you on fire.

 

[mcgroobber]

i think i just jizzed my pants got very hungry looking at bacon cookies

 

[ShockValue]

@Mcgroobber: I wouldn't eat them. They're most likely poisoned.

 

[Scde2]

@Shock: They are not poisoned!!!

 

[Sir Strange Of The House Lycan]

*Wakes*
*Looks at Shock*
*Takes photo with glasses*
*Makes coffee*

 

[ShockValue]

I think I should get some of that coffee.

@Scde2: If it's not poisoned why don't you eat some!

 

[Sir Strange Of The House Lycan]

*frisbees mug to Shock*

 

[Sevre]

I'm fairly sure this thread is the biggest forum orgy the internet has ever seen.
OT: Shock you look well trained to handle such poisons, I think you should take it first!