If you woke up beside the above Escapist's avatar....

[TheBYOBGig]

I hope that pistol has a large bore, because I plan on skull ****ing you next...

 

[ShockValue]

That sounds unpleasant.

 

[TheBYOBGig]

Lol doesn't cover my current state...

 

[ShockValue]

Right...

 

[LeonLethality]

I don't like where this is going *stares at Shock and then at the window* this never ends well...

 

[TheBYOBGig]

It wouldn't be half as fun if it ended well...

 

[Zeromaeus]

-stomps into room and makes noise to break the awkward cycle created by BYOB-
I know what would be fun! Thunder!
-lightning strikes BYOB-
Thunder!Thunder!Thunder!Thunder!
-again and again and again and again-

 

[TheBYOBGig]

Oh my, that was hot...Do it again!

 

[Zeromaeus]

Grrrrrr.
Stop!
-pulls daggers out-
-places hand on my own chest-
Bravery! Haste! Berserk!
-the ensuing stabbing is far too graphic to describe in any detail deeper than what is currently being noted-
-my buffs fade-
-raises right hand-
Graviga!
-the remains crush into a singularity-

 

[TheBYOBGig]

Ooh, baby...Gonna cut me then crush me? You know how to treat a boy...

 

[LeonLethality]

*Takes out many, many knives*
You want to be cut eh?

 

[Zeromaeus]

...
-think me, think-
Eureka!
-points-
Teleport!
-BYOB teleports 12 miles straight up-

 

[TheBYOBGig]

Trust me mate, you can't do any worse than my exes...

Oh dear...This isn't fun...

 

[Zeromaeus]

I give up!
Here, have some coffee. -eye twitch-

 

[TheBYOBGig]

*Splat*

 

[Zeromaeus]

Splat?
No. I won't look. I'll leave. That's what I'll do...
Teleport.
-pop-

 

[LeonLethality]

*goes to get zero from the bathroom where he teleported to*
You're not getting away that easily!

 

[Magnatek]

Uh, what's with the eyes there...?

 

[Zeromaeus]

No! I won't go back!
I refuse!
Summon Cactaur!
Use 1000 needles now!
Noooooooooooooooooooooo!

 

[TheNumber1Zero]

Mor-

*Gets stabbed by Needles*