If you woke up beside the above Escapist's avatar....

[LeonLethality]

Not poison should be one of the key words in it.

 

[ShockValue]

That's probably a must.

 

[UnusualStranger]

OK...No poison....
*types a bit*
Huh....That actually narrowed it down to about thirty different types, rather than 30,000. Poison must be a pretty big thing.
Anything else?

 

[LeonLethality]

Compatible with Lycan, he makes good coffee

 

[UnusualStranger]

Compatible with Lycan? OK...Pretty specific there...
*CLICK*
OK...we are now down to 4 different coffee machines. I think one more narrowing factor will do it. Any ideas?

 

[Dr.Susse]

A closed brewing pot, so as it can't be poisoned again.

 

[LeonLethality]

I agree *drinks coffee*
Also the most importa-
*whump*

 

[UnusualStranger]

Huh, I should have thought of that!
Look at that, just one left!
I'll buy it. This ones on me.
*proceeds to buy new coffee machine*

Thats funny...Says it will be delivered by missile. Never heard of that before.

Doc, if you would be so kind and hand one of those antidotes to Leon?

 

[Dr.Susse]

We should throw the old one away already, in fact who saved it from the last few buildings it was in that collapsed.

@stranger: done and done.

 

[Nouw]

Pie in the face?

 

[LeonLethality]

*gets up*
-ntly don't choose the send by missile option choose mail!

 

[Dr.Susse]

Too late *runs off to find cover*

 

[UnusualStranger]

Wait, what was wrong with the send by missile option?
It said it was almost instant delivery!

Should we....move, or something?

 

[Rainboq]

*Crashes into LL riding a missile*
Someone order a coffee machine?

 

[LeonLethality]

*pain* because it always seems to aim at me that's why

 

[UnusualStranger]

Howdy Rain! I didn't know you delivered!
*Signs for coffee machine, and takes it out*
By the gods....this thing appears amazing!

OH.....Sorry Leon, didn't know that...
Maybe some new coffee will help!

 

[Rainboq]

*puts missile in reverse*
See you guys lateeeeeeeeeeeeeeerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr~

 

[LeonLethality]

Hey... wait... RAIN STOLE MY WALLET!
*runs after the missile*

 

[Snarky Username]

I'm sorry, did I walk into something involving missiles and such?

 

[Rainboq]

@LL, YOU'LL NEVER CATCH ME LUCKY CHARMS!