If you woke up beside the above Escapist's avatar....

[The Infinite]

I can see them fine....
And NOM NOM NOM NOM This here is some gewd bacon.

 

[ShockValue]

@Tiny: But you killed me. I think that should make us even.

@Scde2: I haven't thrown you out the window for quite awhile. Maybe I should rectify that.

 

[mcgroobber]

not for me

is this it

Spoiler: bacon mmmmmm

 

[KiruTheMant]

Why does everyone do that when they see me?

 

[Tiny116]

mmm I want hot chocolate, where is grey when we need her?
*throws frying pan out of window*
*high pitched squak*
fucking sea gulls

 

[Scde2]

@Shock: Stop staring at me!

@mcgroobber: I don't see anything.

 

[ShockValue]

@Scde2: ...

 

[The Infinite]

I think Shock's too busy being poisoned to be staring at you Scde2

 

[ShockValue]

Wait, I've been poisoned? Damn! *collapses*

 

[mcgroobber]

i give up on images,

*waves to infinite then rolls back over to sleep

 

[UnusualStranger]

You guys are kidding me, right?
Buy a new, unpoisoned coffee machine to avoid all this, and someone goes and gets poisoned!

Someone is going to get it. Who brought out the poison?!?!

 

[The Infinite]

*points at Tiny*
Good thing poisons pretty normal for me..

 

[Dr.Susse]

@stranger: Don't worry the coffee did nothing to poison anyone.

 

[ShockValue]

...
[sup]I think I'm dead...Damn you Tiny![/sup]

 

[UnusualStranger]

@Tiny: You had better have a very good explanation, or I am going to say hello to you...the Shock way.

@Infinite: Thanks for the info. Here, have this candy bar I got earlier...

 

[mcgroobber]

*continues sleeping

 

[Dr.Susse]

*tosses antidote to shock*

 

[mcgroobber]

swallows antidote before shock can

 

[Scde2]

@Dr.susse: Are you like a doctor of everything?

 

[UnusualStranger]

*goes over to coffee machine*

Good thing I got the advanced model....
Ah, here we are. "Revival Coffee"
Cost an extra thousand for that feature, but I think we needed it.
*Gives life giving coffee to Shock*