If you woke up beside the above Escapist's avatar....

[LeonLethality]

This new coffee machine is great!

 

[ShockValue]

Especially since it can bring you back to life. Although being able to poison people with coffee was quite useful.

 

[LeonLethality]

Don't worry I kept the old machine *points down the hall*

 

[Dr.Susse]

We've all had some good possibly poison fantasy memoires with that machine.

 

[LeonLethality]

Ah yes... and it makes a good backup if this one breaks.

 

[Dr.Susse]

Sadly I think the rocket delivery voided the warranty of the new one.

 

[LeonLethality]

I tried to tell him not to get it!

 

[Rainboq]

boo

 

[axle 19]

O god, What the Fucked happened last night? I'll take some of that coffee as long as its Irish.

 

[Rainboq]

Ahehehehe *Fred Flintstone laugh*

 

[axle 19]

I'm going to need a scaulding shower now. And where's my Irish Coffee?

 

[Rainboq]

we certainly did have a "Yabba Dabba Do time"
(I'm having fun destroying your childhood)

 

[axle 19]

Hold on I need to Consult the Reverend Jack Daniels *Takes a pull from a whiskey bottle*
And now Im going to have to repress this.

 

[Rainboq]

BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD, SKULLS FOR THE... ALL HAIL DR.COX!

 

[LeonLethality]

I'll have some too
*snatches whiskey and takes a swig*
Curse you Rain!

 

[Rainboq]

Hey, Khorne demanded your childhoods!

 

[axle 19]

Wow this day just gets better and better. Enjoy some of the Reverends work. *Passes Leon the whiskey bottle*

 

[Rainboq]

How many Slanneshi Cultists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Well, two, of course, but don't ask me how they got in there.

 

[LeonLethality]

Rain did you take your meds this morning?

 

[Rainboq]

I don't take meds