If you woke up beside the above Escapist's avatar....

[AgDr_ODST]

u asshat Im not a beaver Im a rabbit!!!!!!

 

[Sassafrass]

Calm down, dear.
Here, go and have a carrot. *Hands carrot*

 

[AgDr_ODST]

*smiles* thanks doc, you always have the best medicine for what ails me

 

[SomeBoredGuy]

I have named that balloon Gordon.

Watch out for the headhumpers, Gordon!

 

[Sassafrass]

...Eh.
It's been the closet thing to 'human' around here in a while. *Pounces*

 

[Sevre]

I may need a few drinks first.

 

[Dark Knifer]

Is this the spanish inqusition... I never suspected that...

 

[Kud]

Whoa... flashy lights...

 

[Sevre]

I wonder what happens if I hit that X.

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Huh. Curiosity killed the cat, dearest.

 

[Sevre]

You don't look very vaudeville these days.

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Baby, radio killed the vaudeville star, but I'm still kicking.
Now come here.

 

[Sassafrass]

Yes, ma'am! *Walks to Vee*

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

*pounces* :3

 

[Sassafrass]

*Gets pounced on* Well, someone's happy this morning.

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Aren't you?

 

[Sassafrass]

Well, of course I am happy when someone pounces me.

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Sorry...couldn't resist...

 

[MurderousToaster]

I'd ask if they could sort of adjust themself to be more in-shot, and comment on their hair.

 

[Sassafrass]

I'd hum the Indiana Jones theme.

@Vee: No, don't apologize. It woke me up...