If you woke up beside the above Escapist's avatar....

[Incompl te]

I...slept with death?

 

[TheIr0nMike]

You said it was all right with you, or was that the alcohol, again? You know, I wonder how you don't see this won't work out.

 

[Sassafrass]

...
Well, I've pulled some dogs in the past but I didn't think I'd pull an actual dog.

 

[SomeBoredGuy]

Stop hitting me! You're making the crabs angry!

 

[Kud]

Fine! I'll kick you instead!

 

[SomeBoredGuy]

*spits angry crab at AshPox*

 

[Kud]

Oh no its in my mouth!

*Starts running around singing*

 

[Sevre]

Holy hell, was that a falcon kick?

 

[Sassafrass]

Was that unexpected?

 

[Desert Warrior]

-Gets punched in the Face and Faints-

 

[Antitonic]

...Did I drink last night? 'Cause I don't think I should, if I did...

 

[Sassafrass]

...Tell me we didn't. Please.

 

[Antitonic]

As long as you don't punch me... I'll do your rounds for a week!

 

[Sevre]

Oh YES, I'll get the maple syrup, you wait here.

 

[Agent Larkin]

Smoking isn't good for you.

*Slaps head*

 

[Timberwolf0924]

Ew.. human...

 

[Sir Strange Of The House Lycan]

How did this happen?

 

[Sevre]

I could ask you that same question.

 

[Sir Strange Of The House Lycan]

Why do I keep waking up to strange people?

 

[Sleekgiant]

Because you keep drinking