If you woke up beside the above Escapist's avatar....

[Dark Knifer]

If you did that to me I may just have to take you around the back and stomp you to death...

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

S-System of a Down?! Yes!

 

[Sassafrass]

I'd be even more pleased then she was.

 

[SomeBoredGuy]

Stop punching my crabs!

 

[Sevre]

God you're like a scary facehugger!

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Aw. Don't worry, I'll protect you.

 

[Sevre]

Will you Vaude? Or will you leave me like the rest of them? *cries*

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

*Hugs* Never. *grins*

 

[Sassafrass]

Not even for ol' Dr. Cox?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

...Tempting bastard. *pulls into hug with Sevre* Problem solved.

 

[Katherine Kerensky]

I think I'll stay out of that... hug.
Still feel so tired...

 

[Sassafrass]

Why would you want to stay out of a hug?

 

[Sevre]

He's allergic to you Sas!

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

*Gasp* How is that possible?

 

[Katherine Kerensky]

@Sevre90210: 'They're', please, I prefer the gender neutral word form...

OT:I dunno. Somethings just happen. Like me having such a dislike for seafood it makes me feel sick. *Glares at crab-man*.
Keep him away from me! D: And his avatar freaks me out! D:

 

[Sassafrass]

We shall keep Crab Man away from you. Somehow.

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

...Fishing nets?

 

[Vrex360]

Alright by this point I've ended up in bed with a LOT of humans so I'm guessing I'm going to be punished by my superiors anyway.
Wanna go again?

 

[Sassafrass]

This may work, yes.

[sup] Bloody ninja Elites. Coming down here, stealing our women, glassing our colonies. Bastards...[/sup]

 

[Sevre]

Glassing our colonies? Is that some halo reference I've never heard of?