If you woke up beside the above Escapist's avatar....

[Sir Strange Of The House Lycan]

*Tries to swing into room on a rope while smoking stolen pipe*
*Slams into closed window*
*slides off and falls down*

 

[Sevre]

I don't understand, that was breakable glass for our "adult" film.

 

[Sir Strange Of The House Lycan]

*Scales wall and puts a boot through the glass*
Okay,now I'm back.
*Chucks Sevre old pipe back*
*Stands on window sill and leaps off backwards*
SEE YA LATEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE[sub]EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeer-[/sub]
*Thud*

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Why the change of heart, Vash?...Okay, see ya'.

 

[Sevre]

I think we should probably call animal control at some point.

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Why's that Sevre?

 

[Sir Strange Of The House Lycan]

[sup]And now to reset my current situation out of boredom[/sup]
*Wakes up*
*Smiles*
*Sleeps*

 

[Sevre]

Because Lycan's inner wolf seems to be on the loose. Which isn't a bad thing, but I don't care much for furries.

 

[Sir Strange Of The House Lycan]

*Wakes at the word furry*
*Jumps from bed and punches Sevre*
I'm not a furry
*Kicks Sevre in the head multiple times*
*Throttles Sevre*

 

[Sevre]

I'm not a masochist but this is strangely arousing.

 

[Sir Strange Of The House Lycan]

*Stops*
ewwwww
*Stomps on Sevre head then jumps back in bed and goes back to sleep*

 

[Sevre]

And now I make my move. Hehehehehe.

 

[Sir Strange Of The House Lycan]

*Wakes up*
*Looks around*
*Sees something a panic spreads across face*
WHAT DID YOU DO?!

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Huh?! Oh, you're having a bad dream...Don't worry. *smiles*

 

[Sir Strange Of The House Lycan]

*Calms down*
Okay then
*Lies back down and falls asleep*

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

*Cuddles up to*

 

[Kuchinawa212]

"Heya Vaude! Fancy meeting you here!" Would be the first thing I'd say

 

[Sevre]

Dammit, I just got cockblocked by Kuchinawa.

/cries.

 

[AgDr_ODST]

Don't leave me vaude, I'll transform into a beautiful woman this saturday I swear. A kiss may help speed up the transformation though

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Sorry, Bunny, I don't swing that way. Remember? I'll give you a carrot though. *Gives a carrot and pets*