If you woke up beside the above Escapist's avatar....

[VaudevillianVeteran]

...Cute Parlor trick.

 

[TheNumber1Zero]

Wonder if she looks like two-face on the other half of her head....

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Ah, that's a secret.

 

[TheNumber1Zero]

Which I shall discover

To the Darkside!

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Noo~ *covers side of face with duvet*

 

[SomeBoredGuy]

Stop staring at my crabs!

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

I'm not staring...I'm, er, admiring. *Averts eyes*

 

[Sassafrass]

I'm admiring and staring at the same time.

 

[Sevre]

I'm eating cake, want some Sas?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

...Can I have some cake?

 

[Sevre]

You can have whatever you like Vaude!

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

I'll keep that in mind...~ *smirk*

 

[Sevre]

Oh dear, you're going to hold me to that at the worst moments aren't you?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

...Maybe~ *bites into cake*

 

[Sassafrass]

Trust me, Serve, she will. *Shows neck* See that love bite? That was her work.

 

[Sevre]

Oh god, I'm terrified Sas, hold me!

 

[Sassafrass]

Of course I'll hold you. *Holds Sevre*

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

*Eats cake*
Mm. Didn't hear you complain when the love bite happened though, Sas. *smirks*

 

[Sevre]

You drugged him didn't you?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

What?! No. I only do that to Goat. Payback is a *****, no? *sips tea*