If you woke up beside the above Escapist's avatar....

[AgDr_ODST]

my dear soldier I'll have you know I never left

 

[TheNumber1Zero]

You only blended in with the walls, they're unattractive as well.

 

[Smagmuck_]

Zero!
*Shoots Zero*
Never mess with a Marines' woman.

 

[AgDr_ODST]

thanks for defending my honor hon *kisses Smag*

 

[Smagmuck_]

Anything for a lady.
*Ass grab*

 

[AgDr_ODST]

*raises eyebrow* boy aren't you the eager one. *leads smag into the bedroom

 

[Mr.Mudkip]

Can't let you screw that, Smagmuck.

 

[Smagmuck_]

To late, mudkip.

AgDR, about as eager as a bunny.

 

[AgDr_ODST]

your to little to late mudkip, Smag has already claimed me

 

[Smagmuck_]

And that was waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay back, maybe during my early vampire days? You seem to have built up muscles in "key" areas.

 

[Mr.Mudkip]

Quintsome then?

 

[Smagmuck_]

No. Absolutly not.

 

[Sleekgiant]

*shoots Smag*
AgDR is mine

 

[AgDr_ODST]

ooooooohh this isn't fair, I hate having to choose . I luv you both equally but Im not about to do any threesomes. so you'll have to sort it out amongst yourselves

 

[Sleekgiant]

Good thing I shot Smag already

 

[AgDr_ODST]

by sort it out I mean like mature adults. no shooting(unless you absolutely insist)

 

[Zedzero]

I no you from youtube...I subscribe to it! So get down and give my 300.

 

[AgDr_ODST]

*smiling sexily* allright if thats what you want *starts doing pushup* 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7,.....*continues all the way to 300* wooooo that was fun. R you ready to reward me?

 

[Sleekgiant]

Well depends on if I can reward you with a sensual massage