If you woke up beside the above Escapist's avatar....

[Kuchinawa212]

Hey Zero...I think you turned all red. And you got green hair! AGGGH!

 

[The Riddler]

*Shrugs* Eh, I'm not complaining.

 

[ShockValue]

I'm not entirely sure what you are.

 

[TheNumber1Zero]

You're a girl?!?!?!

 

[Smagmuck_]

You're a painting!?

 

[ShockValue]

Right... *high five*

 

[Smagmuck_]

I like a woman in battle armour.

 

[TheNumber1Zero]

No guns in the Bedroom *Steals gun and breaks with hammer*

 

[Mr.Mudkip]

No paintings in the bedroom! *burns*

 

[Smagmuck_]

No Jailbait in the bedroom!

 

[TheNumber1Zero]

No Bedrooms in the Bedroom *Divides by Zero and runs off*

 

[ShockValue]

What have you done! *explodes*

 

[Smagmuck_]

GAH!
*Cuddles before impeding doom*

 

[TheNumber1Zero]

Ahahaha! Mr Zero hs Divided by Zero, now there's only onething left to do!

*Summons the Spanish Inquisition*

Bet you didn't see them coming.

 

[Smagmuck_]

Zero, NOBODY EXPECTS THE SPANISH INQUISITION!!!

 

[ShockValue]

*acts surprised*

 

[TheNumber1Zero]

*Acts out Shakespeare*

 

[Smagmuck_]

*Acts innocent*

 

[ShockValue]

Must be hard to do that when you're holding that gun.

 

[TheNumber1Zero]

He practices a lot while he shoots people