If you woke up beside the above Escapist's avatar....

[NeoAC]

I'm going to choose not to exercise that option.

 

[Blasphemous Rex]

Rex: (begging) please do.

NeoAC: Alright sex.

Sex: (Thankingly) thank you.

 

[NeoAC]

Huh, oh sorry, thought you were Ayaka Nishiwaki for a second. I do that sometimes. What were you saying SR?

 

[ShockValue]

Why are you in my room!

 

[Roxas1359]

Hello! Would some music ease the mood? I am a musician.

 

[Fury Is Me.]

Bink's Sake!

 

[Blasphemous Rex]

@Max: *musician samurai

 

[NeoAC]

@Shock Oh I'm sorry, let me explain. I came over to drink all your milk!

 

[Blasphemous Rex]

I don't have milk. I live in a sewer. My teacher is a rattata.

 

[NeoAC]

Well then you're ripe for the picking aren't you? *produces pokeballs*

 

[ShockValue]

This won't end well.

 

[NeoAC]

It will for me.

 

[ShockValue]

I call one of those Squirtles!

 

[Roxas1359]

May I have some milk?*asks while next to you*

 

[ShockValue]

All out! Take some vodka instead.

 

[Roxas1359]

*wakes up* But I'm pure bones and I need Calcium!

 

[Evilproduct]

Geez...what did I have last night?

 

[ShockValue]

Why is there a goat here?

 

[Fury Is Me.]

He's with me.